AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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