Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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