she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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