Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
only you would photoshop your dick
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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