This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
All I want is dick and wine.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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