I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Randomize
