Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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