You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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