yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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