that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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