so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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