i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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