I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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