I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
