I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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