Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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