Pregnant stripper...not hot.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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