absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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