dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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