well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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