so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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