I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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