New invention idea: vibrating tampons
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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