Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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