im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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