Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
