I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Actions speak louder than pants.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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