I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Houston, we have a blender
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You ate ashes out of my bong
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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