no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Randomize
