The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
It's just like the Real World with babies
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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