Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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