i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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