Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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