My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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