He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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