If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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