He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Randomize
