Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
How external is "for external use only"?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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