I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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