Fuck appropriateness.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
