"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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