I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
You took a bar mat shot.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I'm way too hungover for life right now
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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