would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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