Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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