im gay
i know
yea but for you.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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