Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I think my moral compass just broke
im on a boat
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