You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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