And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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