If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
