I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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