He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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