Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
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