check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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