Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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