loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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